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itany

The INQUIRER interviews Baby Nehalem

IDF Fall 007 I´m afraid, I can´t do this, Paul

By Adamson Rust: 星期三 19 九月 2007, 00:34

ONLY THREE weeks old, new Intel chip Nehalem had to enter the stage light twice in San Francisco today. As it spoke up - non-voluntarily as we know now - we took the chance to talk a little more to Intel's first "real" quad-core after the keynotes.

INQ: Nehalem, how do you feel after having to work on even eight cores today for the first time?

Nehalem: It´s not the first time, Adamson. You´ve been in the industry too long to believe they could drag me from the diapers directly into a workstation, no?

INQ: Who is "they"?

Nehalem: Paul. He actually flew to Oregon, selected the wafer himself, pulled out the saw blade from his Leatherman knife and cut me from my brothers.

INQ: How did that feel?

Nehalem: Terribly, of course. My mother was a wafer. Now they stuff me into something called "motherboard", can you believe that? At moms I was bathed several times every day, although different acids played a part in this. But the baking after that was always very - comfy? Now they put electricity on me. But I learned fast how to regulate these voltages myself. Paul was so excited when he saw me do that, I´m not sure why. To me it´s natural.

INQ: Did Paul explain why he had to drag you from the wafer that fast?

Nehalem: Why would he? He owns the world, it seems to me. In my short life I have never seen anything that does not have his logo on it. I just wonder why he chose "Intel" for it, and not his name. Maybe "Otellini" is too long to spell out on 32 nanometres.



INQ: That´s just the name of the company, young Nehalem… So, have you met any other Intel people so far?

Nehalem: Yes, this Pat guy. He seems a lot nicer than Paul. I got to draw sailing ships and flowers with him, I hear, all young children love to do this. And I could do it together with one of my brothers.

INQ: Has Pat promised a reward if you play along nicely?

Nehalem: He wants to take me on a trip to Spain. I know what that is, because they once had me run a program called "Google Earth". Ever since then, I know for sure that Paul owns the world. Two thirds of it are as blue as his logo, but there are more green parts than I had thought.

INQ: Why Spain?

Nehalem: I hear there´s a place called "Barcelona". Children there look a lot like me, with four brains as well, memory controller and all. But Paul says I can not play with them…

After this, Nehalem had his flashing red icon in the screen go dim. We think, this is an even deeper sleep mode. Good night, little sibling…

[ 本帖最后由 itany 于 2007-9-19 15:45 编辑 ]

awoo

翻译一下好不好，这是中国，中国话为主。
发贴负点责任好不好。

Prescott

:lol: :lol: :lol:

NONO

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ravage4

Nehalem: He wants to take me on a trip to Spain. I know what that is, because they once had me run a program called "Google Earth". Ever since then, I know for sure that Paul owns the world. Two thirds of it are as blue as his logo, but there are more green parts than I had thought.

敲地板:wacko: :lol:

itany

原帖由 awoo 于 2007-9-19 16:35 发表
翻译一下好不好，这是中国，中国话为主。
发贴负点责任好不好。

http://www.google.cn/language_tools

awoo

原帖由 itany 于 2007-9-19 17:26 发表


http://www.google.cn/language_tools

你搞IA战斗的口水费了那么多，乐此不彼，现在翻译段文字这么那么累，你天天叫的正义、科学、真理全死光了。你做点好事就这么难。。
下面GOOGLE LANQUAGE TOOL出来的都是什么玩艺:


仅三个星期旧，新的英特尔芯片的滋味了进入舞台灯光两次在旧金山。因为它谈到了-非自愿作为我们现在知道-我们借此机会谈一点英特尔的一次"真正的"四核心后，主旨。
透露：滋味，你怎么感觉后，工作，甚至八核心今天首次？
滋味：这不是第一次，亚当。你已经在业界太久，相信他们能拖我从尿布直接进入工作站，没有？
透露：谁是"他们" ？
滋味：保罗。其实他飞往俄勒冈州选出自己的晶圆，退出锯片从他leatherman刀切，我从我的兄弟。
透露：怎么感觉？
滋味：可怕的，当然。我的母亲是一个晶圆上。现在，他们的东西，我到一些所谓的"主板" ，你能相信吗？在妈妈，我是沐浴数次，每天虽然不同酸发挥了一部分，在这一点。但烘烤后，总是很-舒适？现在，他们把电力对我。但我学到了如何快速规范这些电压自己了。保罗是如此兴奋，当他看到我做，我不知道为什么。我很自然的。
透露：保罗解释他为何拖你从晶圆那么快？
滋味：他怎么会？他拥有世界，在我看来。在我短暂的一生，我从来没有见过的东西没有自己的logo 。我不知道他为什么选择"英特尔" ，而不是他的名字。也许"欧德宁"太长列明月32毫微米。
透露：这只是公司的名称，年轻的滋味… …等，都符合你的任何其他人，英特尔到目前为止？
滋味：是的，这家伙拍的。他似乎要好很多比保罗。我终于得出航行船舶和鲜花与他，我听到，所有幼童爱这样做。我可以做它连同我的一个兄弟。
透露：帕特答应奖励，如果你发挥沿好听？
滋味：他要带我一程到西班牙。我知道那是因为他们曾经对我来说一个名为"谷歌地球" 。从那时起，我肯定知道，保罗拥有世界。三分之二的，它是蓝色作为自己的标志，但有更多的绿色部分，比我有思想。
透露：为什么西班牙？
滋味：我听到有一种名叫"巴塞罗那" 。儿童看有很多像我一样，与四个脑袋，以及记忆体控制器以及所有。但保罗说，我不能发挥他们… …
在这之后，气喘吁吁了，他闪动红色图标在屏幕到黯淡。我们认为，这是一个更深的睡眠模式。晚安，小兄弟… …

[ 本帖最后由 awoo 于 2007-9-19 18:08 编辑 ]

itany

原帖由 awoo 于 2007-9-19 18:04 发表

你搞IA战斗的口水费了那么多，乐此不彼，现在翻译段文字这么那么累，你天天叫的正义、科学、真理全死光了。你做点好事就这么难。。
下面GOOGLE LANQUAGE TOOL出来的都是什么玩艺:


仅三个星期旧，新的英 ...

您和这段东西不值得我花时间翻译……
谢谢……

awoo

原帖由 itany 于 2007-9-19 19:19 发表


您和这段东西不值得我花时间翻译……
谢谢……

是，是，是，
偶这小人，小事，不值得您这样的大人物花时间。
正义，真理，科学，要做的事很多。


PS：这贴就是娱乐贴，看标题。

awoo

我怎么就不明白，你这大人物怎么就天天在这里和“无知”的AFAN打口水战。

哦，不是这样的，应该是在平凡的岗位上做出不平凡的事，PFPF。

中央台道德什么奖怎么就没有您这天天为正义、科学、真理献身的人物，这什么世道啊!

哦，不是这样的，明天的晚会准会补上你的镜头的，JFJF。

PS：这贴就是娱乐贴，看标题。:lol: 大家开心就好。

[ 本帖最后由 awoo 于 2007-9-19 19:54 编辑 ]